The PPC and CPC are set to merge! I am rejoining the Conservative Party

BREAKING NEWS

The PPC and CPC are set to merge! I am rejoining the Conservative Party!

Yesterday, Pierre and I engaged in an extensive discussion and reached a consensus. I will assume the role of deputy leader, and together we will advocate for a genuinely conservative and populist agenda.

Here are the key elements of our shared platform:
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- Increase immigration to 250,000 individuals annually.
- Mandate cities to construct apartment complexes in desirable historic neighborhoods to accommodate more immigrants.
- Challenge Donald Trump and implement stricter retaliatory tariffs to prevail in this trade conflict.
- Provide subsidies for green technology to lower carbon emissions and meet our commitments under the Paris Climate Accord.
- Allocate additional funds, weapons, and even troops to support Ukraine.
- Prosecute parents who attempt to obstruct their children's transition and sterilization through puberty blockers.
- Champion multiculturalism and gender diversity.
- Introduce selective tax reductions funded by minimal spending cuts.
- Maintain all of Trudeau's new national social programs that encroach upon provincial authority.
- Endorse the Khalistani movement and encourage MPs to wear a turban one day a week in the House of Commons as a show of solidarity.

This platform is poised for success!

Let us rally behind our strong leader, Pierre, who will triumph over the globalist Liberals!