Petition to the House of Commons of Canada

Petition to the House of Commons of Canada:

Request for Legislation to Limit Kevin O'Leary's Public Commentary

To the Esteemed Members of the House of Commons:

Whereas Kevin O'Leary continues to dominate public discourse;

Whereas he may have lost the conservative leadership contest yet behaves as if he is still in charge from his yacht;

Whereas his opinions are often underwhelming and frequently resemble mere performative capitalism;

Whereas Canadians are fatigued—not just typically fatigued, but specifically exhausted by his frequent television appearances;

We, the undersigned, respectfully urge Parliament to enact Bill C-611: "The Canada Is Not Broken Act," which would require Kevin O'Leary to graciously, decisively, and patriotically refrain from further commentary.

Exceptions may be permitted for quiet discussions at the cottage, discreet nods on CNN, or murmurs while canoeing.

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